Sheryl Crow's Latest Hit Reaches Number Two

Sheryl Crow announced her plan to save the planet this weekend. As she says on her website:

I propose a limitation be put on how many sqares[sic] of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required. 

That’s easy for her to say, she’s never eaten anything. Meanwhile, back in the real world, we at Climate Resistance are hoping that this is some form of joke from the Davids. Laurie (Larry’s wife) shared a platform with Crow at a tour of eleven US university campuses to promote a Tides Foundation campaign called, simply enough, ‘Stop Global Warming‘.

Crow should stick to writing songs. We no more need celebrities to tell us about global warming than we need them to tell us how to wipe our bottoms.

2 thoughts on “Sheryl Crow's Latest Hit Reaches Number Two”

  1. There’s a challenge to latrine orthodoxy. She’s clearly as mad as a box of frogs though — to think Lance nearly married her!

  2. It’s a joke, guys. She has been using it as a punchline to the idea that we actually can change without sacrificing what is really important, our TP. Would you prefer a carbon cap or a Toilet Paper Cap?

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