Fat Polar Bears Are Killing the Penguins

This is funny. Funnier is the outrage expressed by Grist readers, of whom Newscloud is funniest:

If there is a hell, Inhofe belongs there 

The Grists need to watch out. And not only on 1 April. All those stuffy, old-fashioned churches want their congregations back. And even stuffy old-fashioned churches can recognise a good scare tactic when they see one. Grist are disconcerted by the slogan on an Evangelical t-shirt:

GLOBAL WARMING IS NOTHING NEXT TO ETERNAL BURNING 

Apparently, those pesky evangelical Protestants even have the cheek to claim that the Rapture will get us before the Ecopocalypse does.

But why fight when they have so much in common? On the back of the t-shirt:

THINGS OF THIS WORLD ARE PASSING AWAY 

THERE IS HOPE IN CHRIST ALONE

Whenever they do manage to work out a way to agree that Christ and Gaia are sort of kinda like the same thing in a way really if you think about it, they get on like a house on fire. A house probably set ablaze by the ravages of climate change for some reason or other that sounds vaguely biblical, and which might yet turn out to be untestable scientifically. But there is a pdf knocking around somewhere. It was peer reviewed and everything. Onward Gristian Soldiers…

2 thoughts on “Fat Polar Bears Are Killing the Penguins”

  1. Yes, but until they march off in a rage, threatening to behead people for drawing unflattering cartoons of Jesus, they dont near deserve the level of scorn global warming socialist or Islamic extremist do, dont they?

  2. I wonder what the penguins think of this? They would be sitting ducks, especially while holding their eggs. The bears will be very happy, until they ran out of penguins.

    Save the polar bears as a PR stunt, kill off the penguin population in the bargain. I guess next we will be seeing free polar bear hunting trips to Antarctica.

    Leftists never seem to think through their actions.

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